Amsterdam marathon winner unbowed by London challenge

The robbery was supposed to go down as planned last Wednesday night: break in, kill Dennis Langley, steal his stuff and his cash, leave. Mascow was not expected to be there, but when he surprised the stoned trio they stabbed, beat and shot him. Then they went into garage, where they stabbed Langley in the skull and liver. After stealing about two grand in cash and a bunch of smokes, the young murderers torched the garage and left in Langley’s white work van, which they also set aflame a few blocks away. Because they’re smart criminals like that.After realizing his pizza was still raw, Richard threw a tantrum then threw his plate of food at the front door. In response, Debra threw her plate of food as well. This enraged Richard, so he tackled Debra to the ground and then held her head in a dog’s water bowl that contained three inches of water.

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Cold front to disperse north China smog

Police found out about the alleged sexual liaison during an investigation by the child advocacy center of Harford County that began last year. No word on what that investigation was about, but during a search of her home, investigators found pictures and video of Mikles having sex with the family dog.
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Helsinki former anti-drug squad chief sentenced to 10 years in prison for drug offences

First he threw the baby against the wall, causing him to strike his head. Not surprisingly, since babies usually don’t like being thrown into hard surfaces, the boy cried even more. So Eastgate said he struck his son in the face before throwing him into his crib, causing the boy to hit his head a second time.Police say that the couple was arguing over her cat’s medical treatment last Wednesday. At some point in the discussion – a particularly bad point, let’s say… Warren reportedly ‘lunged’ at her husband with scissors. Her husband got the scissors away from her, but Warren then grabbed a wooden coat hanger and struck him in the face, police said. […]

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No food shortage in Tanzania: PM

PHOENIX, AZ — Police in Phoenix are looking for a man who police say raped and tortured a woman in her apartment throughout the night, even forcing her to drink bleach.Christopher A. Beal was charged with felony assault and burglary. I’m not sure where the burglary charge came in, maybe he tried to steal the lobe? Steal the girl’s love? The report certainly didn’t specify. But we do know the lobe was found but doctors were unable to reattach it. And if my predictions are correct, Cape Girardeau male ratio will decrease by a fraction.

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Japan's big manufacturers' Q4 sentiment improves

Personally… I’m leaning towards siezure. If I had a nickel for every time I had to deal with epileptic nekkidness, I’d be a rich man, indeed…Police responded to the call and with the help of a K9 unit, found Hart in a nearby motel parking lot in possession of a gun and large knife. The perpetrators of the mysterious conversation positively identified Hart and he was subsequently booked in the Sonoma County jail on suspicion of exhibition of a firearm and possession of drug paraphernalia. He would later be released on bail. […]

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HK financial head tenders resignation

Here, Now — If you have been on this site for any amount of time, then you have heard of Hugh Howey or may even know him. We recently reviewed his Amazon Bestseller, the Wool Omnibus, and now I eagerly await his next book, a zombie book titled I, ZOMBIE.Despite his best efforts, the man was unable to get Reber to let go as she began digging in her fingernails into his tool bag. It wasn’t until after they fell to the floor that the man was able to regain possession of his eggs and call 911.

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